May 2013
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
amoying:
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
SO I WAS UNDERWEAR SHOPPING AND I HAD THIS CRAZY...
myoldurlwaslying:
TAO:
BAEKHYUN:
MANAGER IMHYUN:
CHANYEOL:
KYUNGSOO:
KAI:
LUHAN:
CHEN:
SUHO:
XIUMIN:
SEHUN:
KRIS:
LAY:
GUYS STOP ME OK OR SOMEONE DO THIS FOR ME BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:
multivita-min:
...
grantaire-dont-care:
dancing queen
young and sweet
only sewenteen
i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
John Green: nice eyes
John Green: a dash of wit
John Green: perfect sense of humour
John Green: a pinch of angsty outlook on the world
John Green: beautiful face
John Green: tons of courage
John Green: some acceptable flaws
John Green: leave to simmer
John Green: I have created the perfect character!
John Green: now die!
kurokoshirai:
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GODDAMN FUCKING NGIF I START LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ITS ONE OF THE BEST FUCKING THINGSI VE EVER SEEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES JUST ABOUT TO SPIN AROUND AND THEN SUDDENLY SHEJ UST FUCKING FLIES OFF IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE LIEK WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE DO THAT WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT IT I WOULD BE TERRIFIED THATS NO T HOW FLYING WORKS WHOEVER MADE THIS GIF...
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
ladyofrohan:
when i was 11 i was totally convinced that i was going to grow up to marry elijah wood. i had everything planned. even the colors of the flowers on the tables at the wedding reception.
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
